You know how “some people” buy super cute underwear? That no one ever sees…
I mean, cute undies are likely glimpsed by an intimate partner or a kid who never gives mom any privacy or a friend in a dressing room who’s helping you shop, but the point is most normal people aren’t going around announcing to the world, “Hey! I’ve got the cutest pair of underwear on right now. You should really see them.” That would go against good judgment.
Plus, it’s ridiculous to be preoccupied with your own undergarments. I get it.
It’s just that I REALLY want to mention my attractive “unmentionables,” and while I’m at it, I’ve got these scandalous stories lurking in my mind and imaginary people carrying on at all hours about this and that. And it’s a real shame that like these undies, nobody knows about them!
So here I go. I’m showing you my fantastic hot pink underwear (see picture). And writing down my stories on this blog (see hotpinkunderwear.com).
Hope you like them both.