Finding a way back

mcdLast night I was telling my husband why I’ve been such a bitch lately. I get lost, see. I get sad and lonely and feel unworthy. Then I do bad things.

Yesterday I didn’t want to use the internet at my house because we were on the verge of going over our gig limit. (I like the word gig.) So I went to McDonald’s for their wi-fi and french fries. No need to judge me, I already have.

It’s a truck stop McDonald’s so it has these big flat screen TVs that are always tuned to Fox News. Last time I went there, like two weeks ago, the talking head people were ranting about changing sports team names from potentially offensive names to potentially inoffensive, but lame names. They were ranting about that again yesterday, which I thought was weird and gave me an eerie Groundhogs Day feeling.

Anyway, I’m at McDonald’s trying to ignore the big TVs (and the feeling of shame for eating at McDonald’s) by watching Brené Brown’s Ted Talk on vulnerability on my phone and I started crying a little.  The truckers didn’t seem to notice.

I’m not a fragile flower or anything, it’s just that what she said about shame and feeling unworthy and how it keeps you from connecting with people…well, I realized I was doing that.

This is from Brene Brown's presentation.

This is from Brene Brown’s presentation.

I was self-sabotaging by hating myself and by extension, hating other people, especially the truckers who didn’t care that I was sad because maybe they were busy watching TV or also sad or just not good at noticing things.

I was REALLY lonely and blamed my husband (and maybe the truckers, because they were just sitting there), even though I was the person responsible for my own alienation. I was being a GIANT DICK to the people who love me the most, hoping that by being a dick, they would see how sad I was and would comfort me.

Serious. I was doing that.

Moral: My husband is a saintly, patient person. If I can’t convince myself that I deserve to be loved by him, I will inevitably screw up our relationship.

Second Moral:  When I feel bad about myself, I am a jerk to other people. I think this happens frequently. I don’t think this happens only to me.

Third Moral: Thank God my husband is–and I don’t fully grasp this–physically attracted to me. I usually poo-poo the whole beauty thing and some days I don’t comb my hair and I tell my husband I want to be androgynous, so obviously I’m no sexpot, but there was great wisdom involved in programming dudes to be inexplicably drawn to women physically. Because it has saved my marriage on more than one occasion.

Speaking of saving, you know how I had a hand in rescuing that dumb cat the other day? Well, I’d like to report that finally I put up Found Cat posters and on that very day–a windy, rainy morning, nearly two weeks after her rescue–the cat we called Betty Bumbles wasn’t in her “normal” spot on my patio furniture. She had gone missing.

I shuffled into my rainboots and slicker, grabbed our ugly gold umbrella, and was on the verge of heading out with my daughter to find Betty when just as I was turning the door knob, the phone rang.

My husband answered. He held up his hand. “Wait,” he mouthed to us.

Turns out Betty, on her own, eventually wandered home. The cat’s owner, who referred to “him” as Shadow, had called our number (off the poster) just to let us know that the cat had come home. The woman was thrilled to have her cat back.

We’d fed the cat for more than a week, and had even given Betty a treatment for fleas. But Betty/Shadow finally found his/her own way back home.

Moral: When we get lost, we can find our way home.

Second Moral:  It’s okay to get help.

Third Moral: Nothing is certain, least of all the gender of a cat.

5 thoughts on “Finding a way back

  1. THis makes me want to fly down to you and give you a big hug. Then, we could just sit and talk about things that make us crazy… the same kind of crazy. And then, I’d hug you again. You happen to be gorgeous, and crazy smart, and someone I love to be around. There I’ve gushed officially and publicly.

  2. You are one of the most luminous, brilliant women I have ever met. When you are feeling bad, try to remember that people, including G, are drawn to brilliance. Even if you don’t recognize it within yourself, the rest of us do. Trust the masses!

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  4. Really, Meagan… don’t you know that in the rule book of life, all cats are shees and all dogs are hees. And you are loved – even when you are being a pill.


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